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Post by Courtney Mal on Sept 8, 2005 22:02:47 GMT -5
Because he drank too much mountain dew code red as a kid
Why does Luna wear Raddish earrings?
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Post by Starry Sky* on Sept 8, 2005 22:15:53 GMT -5
Because she's actually a Banshee under disguise, and the radishes are little controllers to keep her image in check. They also help her think of pick up lines for Neville.
Why does Petunia look like a horse?
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Post by Courtney Mal on Sept 8, 2005 22:25:41 GMT -5
Cause she ate too much horse as a child
Why do Dementors suck out your soul?
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Post by Starry Sky* on Sept 8, 2005 23:02:22 GMT -5
Because they think you're hot, but don't have lips to try and kiss you. They just have a big hole in their face, and it's not very... good looking.
Why is Moaning Myrtle perpetually depressed?
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Post by Courtney Mal on Sept 9, 2005 9:22:24 GMT -5
Because the only boy that she can get to come see her regularly is Malfoy (gag...lol)...once again, probably ture, so I'll do an alternative...because she has brown hair
Why is Sirius called Padfoot?
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Post by Starry Sky* on Sept 9, 2005 15:37:53 GMT -5
Because when he was a kid he wore padded moccassins to Potions class, since the dungeons made his feet cold.
Why is Snape so ugly?
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Post by Astra Tannenbaum on Sept 9, 2005 18:45:28 GMT -5
Because he was brutally abused by the Marauders.
Why is Rita Skeeter so stupid?
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Post by Courtney Mal on Sept 9, 2005 19:05:07 GMT -5
Because she's really a bug that's a human animaugs, so therefore she's got a beetle size brain
Why can tonks change the color of her hair?
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Post by Astra Tannenbaum on Sept 9, 2005 19:19:18 GMT -5
She has an invisible person dye it for her whenever she wants it changed.
Why does Moody have a Mad-eye?
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Post by Courtney Mal on Sept 9, 2005 19:25:39 GMT -5
because when he was a kid his parents made him mad...they changed the rest of him back...but then...they couldn't do his eye...
Why does Lupin turn into a Werewolf?
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Post by Astra Tannenbaum on Sept 9, 2005 19:29:00 GMT -5
Because he had one too many one night, but what he didn't know was that what he was drinking was toxic.
Why do we barely hear about Dumbledore's brother, Aberforth?
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Post by Courtney Mal on Sept 9, 2005 19:31:22 GMT -5
Because he's really Dumbledore's prisoner who DD keeps locked up in his own little Seven keyed trunk
Why is it called Quidditch?
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Post by Astra Tannenbaum on Sept 9, 2005 19:33:41 GMT -5
Because Dumbledore's nickname is Quidditch and it's named after him.
Why doesn't anyone like Neville? (for a boyfriend)
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Post by Courtney Mal on Sept 9, 2005 19:37:27 GMT -5
Cause all the girls are intimidated by his cool demeanor and smooth moves
Why do the candles in the great hall float?
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Post by Astra Tannenbaum on Sept 9, 2005 19:41:33 GMT -5
They haved a ton of helium in their cores.
Why hasn't anyone caught Voldemort yet?
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