Post by Aria O'Malley on Aug 19, 2005 0:29:55 GMT -5
Welcome to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes!
Please use the following form when placing an order:
Name
House
Year
Gringott's Vault Number
Joke #1, Price
Joke #2, Price
etc,
total
Available Jokes:
Canary Creams
7 Sickles
These wonderfully delightful treats have the appearance and taste of ordinary custard creams, but they transfigure the eater into a huge canary!
Decoy Detonators
13 Sickles each
When dropped, they run away and explode out of sight, giving the person a diversion if necessary.
Edible Dark Marks
5 Sickles 5 Knuts
Enough to Make Anybody sick!
Extendable Ears
3 Sickles 5 Knuts
Hear things that no one ever wanted you to!
Fake Wands
Prices Vary from 1-5 Galleons
Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher
9 Sickles
Excellent on everything from boils to blackheads.
Headless Hats
13 Sickles
Make the wearer's head invisible
Patented Daydream Charms
7 Sickles
Virtually undetectable highly realistic 30-minute daydreams.
Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
11 Sickles per packet
Very popular! Emmerses the vicinity into complete and total darkness.
Portable Swamps
9 Galleons
When Deployed, produces a swamp in the target area.
Punching Telescopes
9 Sickles
Gives you a black eye which is almost impossible to remove when you squeeze it.
Quills
Prices Vary from 5-11 Sickles
Types available:Self-Inking, Spell-Checking, Smart Answer, Self-Answer, etc.
Reusable Hangman
6 Sickles
"Spell It Or He'll Swing"
Skiving Snackboxes
Basic Snackbox: 5 Galleons
Skiver's Deluxe: 15 Galleons
Included are: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougats, and Puking Pastilles. Individual Snacks 1 Galleon each
Ton Tongue Toffees
3 Sickles Each
Pop them in your mouth and watch your tongue grow!
U-No-Poo
1 Galleon a bottle
"Why are you worried about U-Know-Who? You should be worried about U-No-Poo, The Constipation Sensation that's sweeping the nation!"
Causes Constipation in the Unwary Victim.
U-No-Poo Posters
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Wildfire Whiz-Bangs
Basic Blaze Box: 5 Galleons
Party Pack: 10 Galleons
Party Pack Deluxe: 15 Galleons
Deflagration Deluxe: 20 Galleons
WonderWitch products
10 Sickles each
A range of love potions.
